Mr. White Suit

Mr. White Suit – Insane Clown Posse

For ages, the local legend of a man known only as Mr. White Suit has loomed throughout Detroit’s most poverty stricken neighborhoods. Who is this wonderful man? Have you any faith in this mythical magician? Listen, and decide.

Damn, feels good outside
Mr. White Suit takes ya drive
Nowhere to be
Just rydin’ local
Smell the food from Shoshi Mochal
Big white Caddie’
White wall wheels
He pass the hungry, they get meals
He pass the sick, they feel better
He pass the poor, they get cheddar
Mr. White Suit cures your cancer
He has the antidote, knows the answer
Missing kids, been gone for years
He takes’m home and their parents cheer
He got hunter spokes, corners he bends’m
With his face on a phat hood emblem
He hits the car wash, closed for business
and leaves it thrivin’ alive; what is this??

If you need somethin’
If your life ain’t right
Keep your eyes open
For the man in white
If you’re lost and ‘lone
Lookin’ for the truth
You can find the way home
Follow the White Suit

Mr. White Suit Shines
Never spills his wine
He keeps his whole shit clean
It’s Mr. White Suit
You can catch the beams
You can catch the rays
Gets brighter everyday
it’s Mr. White Suit

Mr. White Suit parks his Caddie’
Kids run up and call him Daddy
He takes a quick walk across the street
cuz there’s somebody he’d like to meet
Terry Ross can’t see a thing
Until he kiss Mr. White Suit’s ring
Now he sees the whole world outside
When Mr. White Suit walk’ ya glide

People cheer, he leads a parade
Of down and out folk gettin’ paid
His rims they gleam so bright and shiny
The nuggets in his watch are blinding
His shoes are white, even the bottoms
He’s so damn tall, easy to spot’m
White flamingos fly above him
All the people ’round here we love’m

He’s so clean and he’s not a dream
He’s the realist I’ve ever seen
His rings are so blingy that they beam
Be thankful he’s on our team,
lookin’ out for us

Mr. White Suit Shines
Never spills his wine
He keeps his whole shit clean
It’s Mr. White Suit
You can catch the beams
You can catch the rays
It’s brighter everyday
It’s Mr. White Suit

Mr. White Suit touch the old and leave’m young and rich with gold
Miss Betsy is in a wheelchair, she rolled up to him in need of real care
He placed his hands up on her hips
She did the moonwalk and then the splits
through, the neighborhood we go
with Mr. White Suit rydin’ slow

His teeth are diamond, his smile shines
and everything he says it rhymes
His suit’s so white without a stain
His white cane, gold hat quite the same
Gems and rubys line his cane
They say on him it never rain’
He talks with the crazy and makes them sane
it’s true, he’ll take away your pain!

If you need somethin’
If your life ain’t right
Keep your eyes open
For the man in white
If you’re lost and ‘lone
Lookin’ for the truth
You can find the way home
Follow the White Suit

Mr. White Suit Shines
Never spills his wine
He keeps his whole shit clean
It’s Mr. White Suit
You can catch the beams
You can catch the rays
It’s brighter everyday
it’s Mr. White Suit
He’s so clean and he’s not a dream
He’s the realist I’ve ever seen
His rings are so blingy that they beam
Be thankful he’s on our team,
lookin’ out for us

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