Review: Fuck Spider-Man PS4

Beautiful open world. Smooth, intense, action packed. You’re stuck playing as Spider-Man. There are a couple dozen outfits. Still Spider-Man. Still Marvel Universe limited. No blood. No gore. Redundant fighting. Only fighting. Graphic MARVEL of same old shit. Spider-Man beats up a ridiculous amount of thugs in unrealistic fighting. Over and over. Very pretty 30 seconds of depth. All style no substance. Limited style. Daylight is over orange. Night is under neon. No one has the $ behind making a real but not too real non-genre free roam that isn’t plastic gangsters and frustrating, not challenging, time consuming repetitive game play like GTA. Part of the business model is to always leave you wanting more. So games are made purposely shitty; hoping the next one will be…

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